About Me

I sail the seas for work, which sounds romantic until you realize it mostly involves salt in places salt shouldn’t be and pretending I know what “port” means before coffee. When I’m not battling waves and making cocktails, I’m in the gym trying to convince myself that lifting heavy things will somehow make me a better person. So far, it’s mostly just made me sore and mildly smug. I´m also helping out as an moderator for Guilded Official Community server. An to go with that, as an Spotify Star on Spotify Community.

Music is my mood regulator — from thunderous beats that make me feel invincible to sad rock ballads that make me stare out at the horizon like I’m in a breakup montage.

Movies are my guilty pleasure, especially the ones that make me say “this is terrible” while watching the entire thing twice. And gaming? That’s where I truly shine — or at least where I yell at fictional enemies and pretend lag is the reason I lost.

I live somewhere between sea spray and screen glare, balancing dumbbells with dialogue trees and cardio with cutscenes. My hobbies include pretending I have a sleep schedule, overanalyzing movie endings, and lifting weights like I’m training for a role I wasn’t cast in.

In short: I’m a seafaring, gym-haunting, soundtrack-blasting, pixel-punching paradox. Equal parts wanderlust and Wi-Fi addiction, with a personality that’s 70% sarcasm, 20% caffeine, and 10% “I swear I’m trying.”